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[cigsandbeer]

"Too bad; I'm busy with some shit. I'm only calling you back if you're a pretty woman ♥"

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[cigsandbeer]

New, huh? Well, no time like the present. [Team Extroverts Who Used To Be Kinda Lonely unite.]

[He laughs.] Nah, I'm a bastard, really; my good looks and charm just got you fooled. I'm just not one to complain about two girls getting rowdy.

[notthatkindoforion]

A couple years new, anyway.

[Oh, Gojyo. She grew up on an estate almost completely staffed by shirtless hunks. She does still appreciate some nice eye candy, discreetly, but she's hardly fooled by it.]

Uh-huh. Well, it's not like I'd spar that hard with a guy, so...

[cigsandbeer]

--Oi, what kinda wusses are the men in your world?! Clearly you need to spare with some actually manly men. I am officially embarrassed on the behalf of all the dudes in your world.

[notthatkindoforion]

Oh, no, plenty of guys can fight. It just feels... I don't know. Weird to hit a guy that hard for the sake of sparring, I guess.

[Weird for reasons she doesn't really want to go into. But also because, yeah, a lot of gender roles are reversed on Orion.]

[cigsandbeer]

[................]

...If for whatever reason we ever end up fighting, I'm gonna need you to not hold back, or you're gonna hurt my feelings real bad.

[notthatkindoforion]

Mmm... I guess that depends on why we're fighting, though?

[cigsandbeer]

What the-- No it doesn't--

WHY?

[notthatkindoforion]

...because I don't want to kill you?

[Why is that even a question?]

[cigsandbeer]

Excuse you, like I'd die that easily!

It's kinda hard to keep count in the middle of a fight, but I've been up against at least fifteen youkai at once and come out on top.

[notthatkindoforion]

Okay, well- ignoring the question of whether I could kill you- [and she's not entirely convinced she couldn't] -I don't like fighting people with the intention to kill them. Like, ever. But especially friends. So there'd have to be something really fucked up going on for me to not hold back at all.

[cigsandbeer]

Friends, huh...

[That goes somewhere with getting him to cool off, at least.]

Okay fine, no trying to kill anyone, but you can't like... hold back on punching me or whatever.

[notthatkindoforion]

Yes, friends.

[She's very sure about this. You're a good guy, Gojyo.]

Well... I'll try, all right? But if you're, like, possessed or mind controlled or something I'm still only going as hard as I need you to get you restrained, because that's not fair.

[cigsandbeer]

Oh, don't worry: I'm way to cool to be possessed or mind controlled. [But his tone is much softer, with little left of the macho pride. What was that about having friends being kind of a new thing, again?]

We ever end up fighting, you're gonna be facing the real me.

[notthatkindoforion]

Right, much too cool. [Solemnly, but she can't help a little smile pulling at her lips.]

Okay, if we ever do fight, somehow, I'll take you seriously.