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"Too bad; I'm busy with some shit. I'm only calling you back if you're a pretty woman ♥"

"The poor thing." Jun Wu won't make any comment on his Warden's perversions, but he does feel bad for his sword, "It had enough to tell me about in Heaven. I'd rather not know about what happens down here."

The very thought makes his skin crawl!

"Thank you." he drinks the wine carefully, trying to decide whether he likes it or not.

Gojyo makes call before laughing again.

"What, even gods are like that?" He takes a swig of his beer. ...You know what, actually: "--Guess that makes sense. The first time I met a goddess, she did make out with me."

With a nod towards Jun Wu: "How is it?" The wine, he means.

"...did she tell you why?" Jun Wu is curious about that. He is not a romantic man and so he doesn't fully understand someone falling hard for another person.

"Tart." he drinks from the cup again, "I don't mind it. The overly sweet wines are nauseating."

[~~Jun Wu, you've been obsessed with one man for centuries. Toxic yaoi is still romantic.~~]

Gojyo spreads his arms.

"Have you seen me? You don't think seeing someone this gorgeous is enough reason to wanna make out instantly?

--I mean, okay: she did it to take my blood to give it to a guy who'd lost a lot if it. But still! She had two other options, but she still chose yours truly."

{~~About that. His love and hate for Xie Lian is like the love and hate he holds for himself. It's very twisted.~~}

"Only if someone longs for that sort of connection." Jun Wu isn't moved, sorry Gojyo. The real reason has him smirking and he drinks more wine before shaking his head.

"Why only two options?"

What are blood types?

"Because there'd just been an attack by a gigantic monster, most people had taken shelter, and there were only three of us left to choose from."

What are blood types indeed? Gojyo and the guy he donated blood to don't even have the same blood type.

"--Oh hey, the Admiral responded. Says Zhu Xin isn't an option, but he'll give you the virginity-detecting one."

"I'm glad it was successful...?" was it successful? Surely it was. Rejection was never an option, right? Right.

"Ah?" now Jun Wu's attention is rapt and he smirks and nods, "Very well. I shall have my own amusement with that blade."

"Unfortunately it was."

Successful, that is. Gojyo can't stand Sanzo, can't believe he had to give his own blood to keep him alive. ~~He'd fucking die for Sanzo, but don't say that out loud.~~

"...Oh man. We could make a betting pool on who's still got their V-card or not."

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